Sunday, May 31, 2009

Life can be relative at times..



Whenever you feel satisfied with life,
Whenever you believe god has blessed you,
Whenever you think u have achieved everything in life,

You better see this..












Whenever you feel dejected,
Whenever you believe you are the most cursed person in this
world,
Whenever you wanted to die,

You please see this..

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Life after death..

It is one of the very few concepts which human is yet to prove.

The only thing every religion, i am sorry every theist agree upon is LIFE AFTER DEATH.
You enter into the spirit world not by helping others, not by working hard but by dying hard.
"Dying Hard" is not that easy that any john or ram can die hard and enter the eternal spirit life.

Some one should torture you to death. You should plead, bleed and die.

I am a doctor. I know a female since last month. She came to my clinic for a general check up. She lives in a independent house. It is a old house. The owner has left for a long vacation. And he never came back. She and the care taker of the home are the only people living there.
She was so much beautiful and in great shape. Her eyes were so radiant. But the good Gods dint give her voice.

One day, I got a call from the caretaker asking me to come to the house and attend her. I rushed to see her. She looked so much sick. Her eyes were pale. She needed medical assistance.
I asked caretaker to bring her to my clinic as soon as possible. And i left.

It was four days, the female and the caretaker never came to my clinic!

I thought i can drop in again and check on her health. It was already 10 at night. When i neared the house, i heard crows flying in a huge number. The doors were open.
I entered her home, I smelled blood, rotten blood. I was not able to breathe. I searched her all over the home to find no one. I went to the backyard.
There...
She was lying naked.....with bones broken, skin peeled, rats already eating her half decayed legs, flies buzzing around her. I started breathing through my mouth. The rotten blood smell. I wondered some one ever could be this much merciless. I heard slow foot steps and I turned around to see the caretaker walking towards me. Blood all over his shirt. He gave me a smile. I was scared to death. Blood, blood and only blood. I was about to puke. I saw her again.

She was still blinking!!! her upper eye lid slowly moved up and down. She was alive. Expecting death !!!

Will she not come back after death and take her revenge?!
Will the good Gods of any religion give her the eternal powers ?!
Will her soul Rest In Peace ?

Think again. Does Evil Spirits really exist or no?!

PS : Me and the caretaker had tasty and crispy BEEF Manchurian that night.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Destination Of Science. Sorry .. "Science of Destination"

If u are a fool enough to believe 'destination' , u must be clever enough to understand 'science'.

"I got 99.9 percentile. It was my parent's support and my hard work :) "
"I got calls from all the IIMs. I dint convert even one. My fate!!!"

Are fate and destination are always invited for negative endings? but why?
Seriously, these are okay to listen to. But if some one ever talks about the great concept of destination when he just forgot to take tissues to the toilet , how will you feel.?

The people who know themselves know their destinations.
Others try hard. When they win they talk about their 'hard work'
When they lose they talk about their 'destination'

Well what is destination? When every things is predetermined, why do we try ? Why don we let the chips fall where they may ?
But still destination not that easily questionable word.

Science can explain destination though they are big time enemies.
"Time Machine. Time Machine. Time Machine." We see this in Stanley Kubrick movies, but not in our physics book cos
its not proved practically. To an extent not even theoretically.
All it demands is quite simple. Some one should travel at the speed of 1080000000 km/h - speed of light.

Let us go back to our high school physics book to grab the most wanted phrase in physics - Let x be y and y be z. :))
Let Time Machine be built in 2025.

A and B, the best enemies ever work for Infosys as software engineers. A and B write CAT 2009. A fails and gives up, B cracks it. After 20 years in 2029, A has gains a lot of experience in Infosys as software engineer and B comes back to Infosys as CEO. So the first thing she is about to do is :) fire A. A realizes the danger and regrets for giving up CAT 2009. He decides to correct it. He travels back in time with his four year old Time Machine.

He prepares die hard to crack the CAT 2009 but he is not at able to do it because already in 2009, 240 students entered IIM A and they are big time CEO s in 2029, the time from which he came back. So he cant change their destination and so his.

He tries another trick(in 2009). Killing B.!! Killing B to save his career in 2029.
He misses every attempt because B has given birth to a boy in 2020 and the nine year old is playing football with B in 2029. Which means killing B is totally impossible at least for the fact that B's child will become a null entity.
Even if he tries to explode B with a Nuclear bomb, A cant kill B!

That is Destination!! I mean FUCKING DESTINATION!!!

sorry i got confused with the tenses.. :) for obvious reasons..